sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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