Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize