Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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