Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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