oh god the rape fog is back!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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