i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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