that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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