I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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