I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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