He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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