Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that's an acceptable place to lick
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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