i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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