I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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