I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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