I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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