yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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