someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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