aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
