He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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