i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I would ride that face into the sunset
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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