Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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