You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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