ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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