She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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