so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My vagina just recognized that song.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
