he puts the penis in happiness.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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