One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
