the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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