But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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