big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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