I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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