But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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