ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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