how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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