My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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