I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My life is pants optional.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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