'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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