READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
