my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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