Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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