I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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