He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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