You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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