ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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