i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Can I color on your dick again?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
dude. I can hear the air.
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