How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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