What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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