Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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