I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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