She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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