Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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