Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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