if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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