you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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