she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
How external is "for external use only"?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
