Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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