are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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