I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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