i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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