i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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